Positive natural tendency courageous bold inspirational to others intuitive perceptive
Misuse or exaggeration of trait foolhardy zealot egotistic show of bravado
💜 Taurus
Positive natural tendency steadfast and loyal intensely sensitive and understanding composed and calm affectionate and generous practical and firm productive and fertile
Misuse or exaggeration of trait stubborn without just reason overly emotional aloof, dry, and hard overindulges sensual appetites stingy and rigid seeks only material rewards for all efforts
💜 Gemini
Positive natural tendency lighthearted and cheerful extremely intelligent versatile and adaptable sensitive to others clear and objective in thinking precise
Misuse or exaggeration of trait silly and inane superintellectual, all words dissipates self through lack of unifying purpose nervous and excitable cold, aloof, and unemotional indiscriminate
💜 Cancer
Positive natural tendency sensitive to all feelings cares for others’ needs and wants psychic and impressionable holds the family together understands all human conditions
Misuse or exaggeration of trait can become hysterical and/or irritable can be extremely selfish can have elusions and unfounded fears can be too clannish and snobby is oblivious to all desires but own
💜 Leo
Positive natural tendency
self-assured and progressive warm and sincere affectionate in love protective cultivated and refined artistic and expressive inspired by universal love
Misuse or exaggeration of trait vain and self-seeking falsely modest lustful and hedonistic dictatorial extravagant and opulent braggart and show-off purely egotistical
💜 Virgo
Positive natural tendency helpful and unassuming clear and sharp-eyed dependable and unselfish precise and meticulous born researcher and scientist calm and self-reliant
Misuse or exaggeration of trait manipulative and underhanded fault-finding indecisive and a hoarder forgets where things are superficial and secretive nervous and utterly dependent
💜 Libra
Positive natural tendency completely impartial and balanced mind refined, artistic nature perfect in marriage and partnerships sociable and gregarious graceful and charming inspires talent of others
Misuse or exaggeration of trait incapable of decision pleasure seeker and hedonist manipulates and dominates others completely dependent on others superficial and deceitful seeks relationships for personal gain
💜 Scorpio
Positive natural tendency creative through rebuilding healer strong and loyal friend giver of strength inspires faith seeks merger with Spirit
Misuse or exaggeration of trait totally destructive seducer uses friends for personal gain psychic vampire total egotist wants others to merge with him
💜 Sagittarius
Positive natural tendency vast and inspirational mind sees the larger issue at hand magnanimous and generous teacher and judge straightforward and bold
Misuse or exaggeration of trait inability to regulate mind with matter tends to false exaggerations gluttonous, never satisfied dictator and propagandist loud-mouthed and coarse
💜 Capricorn
Positive natural tendency pudent and sel-sacrificing trustworthy and loyal dependable and unselfish oranizer and executive industrious deep spiritual understanding very aware of other people’s needs
Misuse or exaggeration of trait miserly and demanding unsympathetic and secretive dictatorial insatiably ambitious worships only position and prestige opportunistic
💜 Aquarius
Positive natural tendency gregarious and social loyalty to a cause or idea strives for brotherhood intuitive and alert mind can love all equally
Misuse or exaggeration of trait overly talkative and flighty a zealot and fanatic tries to impose own ideas on others has zany schemes and is impractical cold, aloof, litle human sympathy
💜 Pisces
Positive natural tendency unselfish in all matters vast imagination creative and innovative universal in scope of expression strong spiritual aspirations
Misuse or exaggeration of trait seeks to control through giving hostage to elusion potentially locked within poor sense of individuality a sensualist in all things
I know this isn’t Bojack related, but recently instead of turning men down by saying “no, thank you”, I experimented with saying “I’m engaged” and flashing a ring instead.
Needless to say, I am not engaged. It still worked better than just saying “no”, but then came questions like “so where is your fiancé?” and “he let you go out by yourself looking like that?” or just remaining persistent in asking for my number.
So I went into my closet, and pulled out a fiancé.
Now when I turn men down and they need further proof, they can know that I would rather lug around a 5 foot tall plastic skeleton to Steak n Shake and fake a proposal than give them my number.
His name is Braunschweiger Last-Name and I think I’m going to take his last name.
